What can melt your heart?

What can melt your heart?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Talks with kids.

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

He- (blank face)

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

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Shruti Verma

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

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He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- (laughs)

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Scene- oath ceremony

Me- (keep laughing)

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Everyone - okay didi.

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-